Aleera Flair: Here in LA we have palm trees and sunshine a-plenty, all that's left for us to worry about is food and ass. So when we meet a chick who offers us something to eat then opens her legs it's like a little piece of heaven. If we really did have a TV show to put this girl on we probably would... but we're too full to bother now.

Cassidy Clay: Cassidy looked like she could use our help so we offered to give her a make-over back at the studio. Turned out that Cassidy was a diva under the unibrow she was sporting. Hot Damn, it was a pleasure pimpin' her hood ass! Too bad she's got all those kids!

Lisa Strokes: While out and about at the mall, we saw the perfect canidate for our make-over show. Lisa wasn't about to give in though without a fight! Eventually we transformed her from shotty to hotty. Cum watch as we take her through the paces of "Da Hood's Next Top Model", pimping and pumping that sexy ass.

Cameron: Cameron's so broke she's been shopping at yard sales, so we offered her a makeover and TV audition. She knows that there's only one way to the top in Hollywood and promply mounted our 'producers'. She's no longer a rookie pussy but in the end all she got was a lousy t-shirt.

Sandra London: Sandra, a brown chocolate phat ass had no idea she'd be playing with more than just pool balls hanging out with us! Thinking the pool cue was the only stick in the game, she obviously didnt know the whole game. Sandra had a pool cue in hand, a fat dick in the mouth, and plenty of creamy jizz on the chest.